holy shit i just spat out my drink everywhere
i am done with this website
I’m not one for religion but…

youarecordiallyinvitedtopissoff:
Nicholas Nixon - ‘John Grady and Tesair Lauve’, Cambridge, 1997
True love doesn’t change.
One of the most beautiful photos I’ve ever seen.
First Lady Michelle Obama on our April Cover
On newsstands nationwide March 26. Also available as a digital download for the iPad®, Kindle Fire, NOOK Color™, and NOOK Tablet™.
Read the cover story.
Celia Cruz, La Reina
Even though she was against the cuban revolution…she still was a pretty bad ass mujer.
Ohhhhh Hellz Yeah!!! It’s going down at SHRED TOWN!!! Santa Selena is in the building!!! @mexakitsch don’t fuck around!!! #shredtown #era #townpark #santaselena #bidibidibombom (Taken with Instagram)

This is why I don’t believe guys who tell me that the condom is too small.
When I was in middle school, we had a woman come teach us about contraception, and literally the first thing she told us was ‘Ladies, if a guy ever tells you he can’t wear condoms because they’re too small, he’s lying’ and then proceeded to open a condom and stretch it up her forearm up to her elbow.
well clearly I’ve been spending too much on socks
My health teacher did the same thing, but she put the entire contents of a 2-liter bottle of soda into a condom and said, “So girls, if a boy ever says that he’s too big for condoms, you run. You run so far.”
my mother just saw this picture on my dashboard as she walked in and stopped what she was saying just so she could go
‘why is that condom on their foot are they going to do someone in the butt with their foot’this post literally has nothing i do not enjoy
LMFAOOOOOO

Ashley Dover from Macon, Georgia admitting that he thinks rape is a”good way to get laid” and 100% identifying himself as a rapist. Everyone in that region, please watch out for him BECAUSE HE IS AN ADMITTED RAPIST.
Also, 90% of his Facebook photos show him covered in blood from “backyard wrestling” at Juggalo events. Just thought everyone should know.
But seriously, watch out for him.
Louis the Beagle taking a dip in a Fountain after the Tour Down Under (by inspireevery1)









